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darrynek:

*white people voice* whole grain

Does anybody else think of those beer commercials

illbejayyifyoubemydahvie:

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

And the moments where you do it on purpose

What the flying fuck

zanetehaiden:

claire-fairy:

i hate you jackson

It’s okay I hate me too

DONT YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN! YOU ARE A BEAUTIFULLY ACCEPTED CREATURE AND YOU LET THE WORLD KNOW IT!

tyelr:

bagmilk:

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

please go to church this sunday

thoughts on my life

If it weren’t for good books and good music I actually wouldnt be able to see myself alive and dealing with the real world

officialunitedstates:

if you’re angry at someone for something ask yourself if a kangaroo was right in front of you would you rather get mad at the person or look at the kangaroo.  if it’s the kangaroo then what you’re mad about isn’t important at all.  wow i love kangaroos


north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
north american education system: COLLEGE
north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE

sub-maureen:

no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan

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